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  1. 30-04-2009, 08:18 AM #1
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    Red face Bad joke

    Had to see the Doctor this morning as I think I've got Swine Flu.

    Dactor said "What makes you think it's Swine Flu"

    I Said "I've come out with rashers"


    I did say it was a bad joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSX 2000 View Post
    I did say it was a bad joke
    You were right on that count but it made me laugh nonetheless .
    Never odd or even
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    British Airways special offer. . . £100 one way to Cancun. Not to be sneezed at,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSXGB View Post
    British Airways special offer. . . £100 one way to Cancun. Not to be sneezed at,,,
    What have I started
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  5. 30-04-2009, 07:09 PM #5
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    Even worse. . .

    Blonde runs out of petrol and phones her husband. "I'm scared to fill up 'cos of this Swine Flu". "You idiot", he replies, " it's in Mexico not Texaco"!
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    Words not needed!
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