OK, a new tact.
Try this;
http://nsxcb.co.uk/testvb/payments.php
I have enabled the payment system in the forum.
To give you something back as a contributing member, when you subscribe with this method, you will also get;
The ability to upload animated avatars!
A private message box of 250 messages!
I haven't tested it myself fully. I can't send myself money.
So can the first to try it, report back.