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NSX 2000
30-04-2009, 08:18 AM
Had to see the Doctor this morning as I think I've got Swine Flu.

Dactor said "What makes you think it's Swine Flu"

I Said "I've come out with rashers" :no: :no:


I did say it was a bad joke :D

Sublime
30-04-2009, 08:24 AM
I did say it was a bad joke :D

You were right on that count but it made me laugh nonetheless :laugh:.

NSXGB
30-04-2009, 08:35 AM
British Airways special offer. . . £100 one way to Cancun. Not to be sneezed at,,,

NSX 2000
30-04-2009, 09:05 AM
British Airways special offer. . . £100 one way to Cancun. Not to be sneezed at,,,

What have I started :no: :no: :no:

NSXGB
30-04-2009, 07:09 PM
Even worse. . .

Blonde runs out of petrol and phones her husband. "I'm scared to fill up 'cos of this Swine Flu". "You idiot", he replies, " it's in Mexico not Texaco"!

TheSebringOne
01-05-2009, 12:26 AM
:laugh::no::laugh::no:

Words not needed!